i'm experiencin' some things ! 

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

i'm experiencin' some things ! by michael foolsley October 8, 2020

I have to go do something 

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

I have to go do something by Qoak October 16, 2020

i have covid 

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

i have covid by Le Human October 20, 2020

i WIll bE PilOt

the job all pakistan kid want to do until they get shot down and cry

person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot

i WIll bE PilOt by pagylolo October 21, 2020

I Win 

A song by Lethal Bizzle, featuring Skepta the lyrics will be shown below.

I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting, I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking Yo, yo, it's all switched up now The real dons are the main fixture, wow
Soon as you hear "It's Lethal da Bizzle records" Next thing you know you're gonna hear is "Pow" Manna kings, and you know we don't follow Someone touch our ting, nah don't bother Yeah I'm a scholar, X3 shotterMan's been winning since ching chang walla Yeah, now we step it up another gear Still hungry like it was the first year Sixteen, I was off the hook this year Doing in artists, really, 'cause I had no fear Look, can you keep up? (keep up?) Still, riddims gonna get beat up (beat up)
No time to put your feet up (feet up) You hesitate, us wanna clean up I win, don't want to see me shining, I win You don't want it on a mic ting, I win Your girl watching my ting , I win Everyday I go in, I win See the diamond in my ring, I win That's a diamond for a king Don't know why MCs want to try a ting When you know all you'll get is a murking What have you actually done? Apart from be forced to sell drugs and hold a gun Now you're talking like it's fun Said that you've made it, blud let me ask your mum Chasing dough, that's why you get none

I Win by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

i think the think not 

Usually means oh hell no

Jared: Baby I think you should get botox to look pretty
Tasha: I think the think not

i think the think not by Mummy_daddy October 31, 2020

I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

I'm soft by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020