Pooner

Noun: Someone that is a party pooper. No fun to have around.
Verb: To poon out. To drop out of a momentous group activity to the detriment of others.

"We're all cancelling our trip to Vegas because of Frank? What a pooner!"
"Don't invite JT. He's a pooner. He'll totally talk through the whole movie."
"So it looks like Steve's pooning out. What a pussy."
"Pete was going to bring the beer, but his wife found out so he totally pooned out. What a pooner."

Pooner by Basque JRED November 10, 2014

pooker dooker 

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

pooker dooker by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005

Memphis Pooper-Scoop 

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.

I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!

Memphis Pooper-Scoop by Nate6890 April 19, 2008

Pooper Scooper 

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

Pooper Scooper by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008

Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

Pooner by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

Pooner by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

Pooper Scooper 

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??

P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!

Pooper Scooper by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009