a police officer who finds a dirty used condom from a male prostitute that's been in the anus of a male whore. Then scrapes the semen out of it, found in dirty rest stop bathroom in Mexico and then spreads it on his face like he thinks Rambo would.
Like the dirty cops of C. springs, they wear like a badge of honor don't wipe it off until it wears off.
by Baredatcuda September 13, 2013
A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.
by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003
1. When someone consistantly backs out of arrangements, meetings, social events, gigs and life altogether.
2. Always highly unreliable, can never be trusted to be somewhere. People of this nature generally have a small penis as they cannot bare the shame of being out in public where everyone around them have bigger penis'
2. Always highly unreliable, can never be trusted to be somewhere. People of this nature generally have a small penis as they cannot bare the shame of being out in public where everyone around them have bigger penis'
1. Chris would have met up with his friends today but being a cop out, he stayed in and watched child anime porn then played with his sisters.
2. Vaughan is such a cop out!
2. Vaughan is such a cop out!
by Mattius Von Grim Lindley April 07, 2009
1. A man who can make niggers scatter
2. Kryptonite for black people, other kryptonite includes job applications, child support, and a noose
2. Kryptonite for black people, other kryptonite includes job applications, child support, and a noose
Shit, them there that there damn tiger riders are stompin on my porch again, better get the cop with a flashlight suit on and woogie boogie there asses away
by Shadowsmurfin April 03, 2008
Refers to any pathetically-threadbare "easy-but-ineffective solution" excuse used to maintain the infamous "blue wall of silence" and avoid having to terminate --- or at least adequately discipline --- a morally-delinquent officer for grossly unacceptable actions.
Disgruntled citizen, speaking to his wife over morning coffee and reading the newspaper: Huh --- says here that the sheriff claims his deputies just need "additional training" in the wake of a spate of police-brutality and racial-profiling complaints... what a cop-out! The problem is that those piglice are dyed-in-the-wool assholes, and he knows it --- "training" isn't gonna help THOSE sadistic bullies; they behave that way due to their basic evil/hurtful nature, not because they are merely not "learned" or "familiar" enough about their assigned duties or how they're supposed to act!
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)
Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.
by Jake February 19, 2004
What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
by Not wearing a mustache March 03, 2006