what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
by Moorebucks February 22, 2011
by house9 December 13, 2004
Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
by Non-wipers of the world (NWTW) June 14, 2010
by Kyra Blue July 12, 2017
by SacTap July 18, 2005
When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
by TartOfThePops May 20, 2010