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When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.
Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.
That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.
My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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A term used in a movie theater to describe a preview that looked cool.
That preview is the shiznoodle! I can't wait to see it.
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.
kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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A single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. Not typically on one's head.
Has that shtoob gotten longer Henry?
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".
Sheeeeiiiiiif.
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003

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