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Arrangements

Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.
e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.
Arrangements by dshep February 16, 2010
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blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.
Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !

Edible Arrangements 

Edible Weed. Slang for pot infused food
Bro, did you bring the edible arrangements? -Jack
Nah, dude, I was caught baking them. -John

physical arrangements 

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention
My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

sex arrangement 

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.
I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.
sex arrangement by Sal1981 January 11, 2008

edible arrangement 

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.
Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!
edible arrangement by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011

Arrangement dying 

Planning or arranging a death.

1. Planning the death of yourself. (see suicide)

2. Arranging the death of another person through a hit man. (see murder)
1. He kicked the bucket from arrangement dying , it was a suicide.

2. I heard it was an arrangement dying case. It was a hit man.