Sloppy Sperm Slap 

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.

After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).

Sloppy Sperm Slap by Nigit November 17, 2007

Canadian Sperm Rocket 

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

Canadian Sperm Rocket by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

vaginal sperm face 

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

vaginal sperm face by pat November 27, 2004

to risk eating the horse's sperm 

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

to risk eating the horse's sperm by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle 

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.

The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010

varsity sperm 

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest

I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!

varsity sperm by soho January 29, 2005

walking talking sperm bank 

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex

"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank

walking talking sperm bank by Al Jezera April 7, 2003