vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in

"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."

by pat November 27, 2004

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.

The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.

by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010

varsity sperm

the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest

I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the room!

by soho January 29, 2005

walking talking sperm bank

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex

"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank

by Al Jezera April 7, 2003

Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))

Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?

by Matt Huff October 11, 2010

Redneck Sperm Bank

The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....

Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??

Mom: I went swimming in your pool...

Son: OH FUCK

thats a redneck sperm bank...

by dirty dicks July 8, 2011