shlacker

Not to become confused with schlacker; a shlacker is a slacker sort of hacker. A shlacker may be "operating on a shoe string" simply because they won't get a job. Shlackers won't typically have the greatest computer skills, though they are formidable. They will hack for profit, given that the job is easy and has little to no risk involved and requires little to no effort. Very similar to the starving artist stereotype in that shlackers have skill, but do not typically profit from these skills.

Shemp: Dude, I got a hack on MSN Live Games to get free stuff. I just got a 360 faceplate and a tumbler!
Steve: Man, you never work for anything, you stupid hacker. You're such a shlacker.

by Samuel "Shemp" Gershman June 20, 2008

slicker than coonshit

about as slick as snot on a brass doorknob.

the Urban Dictionary website is slicker than coonshit!

by TeleVisionary July 12, 2010

jello smacker

Do put ur penis in side the fat rolls of a large person and insert and excert untill you blow a load on there side

Robbie gave ambers fat ass a jello smacker last night.

by Robbierottenofcourse August 6, 2009

spacker

the worst way to describe Lethal Jizzle

"man I got spacker right in her eye"

by Scozzle January 7, 2008

spacker

Person possessing all the common attributes of practioner or spacking.

That's some good spacking there. You're a Grade A spacker!

by The John January 1, 2005

Shacker

A person who is addicted to shatter.
Coke cooked into crack. Addict is cracker
Weed cooked into shatter. Shacker

I just caught that shacker hitting his rig in the mcdicks parking lot.

by Aint trippin January 22, 2017

Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.

"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"

by zbng August 10, 2006