dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

dirtback day

Three days out of the week put aside for extreme dirtbaggy problems. Days are usually Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Continue until a significance in dirtbaggy problems is achieved.

Happy Dirtback Day! Every Mon, Tues and Thurs.

by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015

Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

Tanner is such a dirt cake

by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Dirtbag

Someone who is a dirt bag is usually someosomeone you don't like, hence you call him/her a "dirtbag". They are usually just one of the meanest people you could meet

Wow, Jaydens a real "Dirtbag".

by DaManUvLetters August 24, 2017