Donkey Kick 

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.

I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.

Donkey Kick by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010

Donkey Kong Pound 

When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.

Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.

Donkey Kong Pound by Skrezinator March 15, 2007

donkey show 

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A show where young girls which are often kidnapped are forced to copulate with a donkey.

Despite the fact that the girl was drugged up, there was no doubt that she would unlikely survive this inhumane practice called a donkey show.

donkey show by wise one5 May 17, 2008

Donkey kick 

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

Donkey kick by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003

Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.

"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"

Donkey Punch Jackpot by the manson impact May 2, 2010

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

donkey punch by Titts McGeee September 25, 2007

Donkey Chops 

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

Donkey Chops by Stew October 10, 2004