Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
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Male 1: "Man that was a fun night last night guys"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"
Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"
Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
Male 2: "Ya we stuffed that turkey good"
Male 3: "Ya I love stuffing the turkey with my best friends"
Male 1: "Keep this on the DL guys"
Female: "Stuff me like a turkey betches!"
Female: "I love the feeling of being stuffed like a turkey. It is actually quite soothing!"
by SuperJew3000 December 5, 2011
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1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once
2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge
3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge
3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.
2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?
3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?
3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 9, 2003
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Get the Purple Turkey mug.When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.
Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008
Get the Turkey screwing mug.A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
by sbcharree February 25, 2009
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