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Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011
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toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
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Skibidi toilet fan

The Stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" refers to a stereotype used to describe a "skibidi toilet fan". it commonly uses the terms such as 0-10 years old,"ipad kid", no brain cells, infant, retarded, non potty trained and toddler. Be advised that this stereotype is not an accurate description of the skibidi toilet fan base and is merely a deranged insult targeted at the aforementioned fan base.
Guy: Look at that toddler

Skibidi toilet hater: he's probably a skibidi toilet fan
by "DEMITRI" September 14, 2023
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The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010
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toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.
That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!
by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010
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gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.
As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.
by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009
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toilet brush

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.
Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.
by friskycurtain December 24, 2011
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