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third base

Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.
"How far did you go?"
"Third base, dude! She wouldn't drop her panties, but we kept at it until I spooged my boxers."
by e-boy February 19, 2007
mugGet the third basemug.

55th base

when two women make a plan to rape a fat man but half way through the rape the women start fucking each other while the fat man jacks off while watching them
dude 1: i got to 55th base last night
dude 2: you don't look that fat to me.
by squidworth May 2, 2009
mugGet the 55th basemug.

hoe base

A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.
"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"
by trevorhardin June 21, 2014
mugGet the hoe basemug.

Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.
Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?
by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009
mugGet the Seventh basemug.

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
by thepreacher May 9, 2006
mugGet the faith-basedmug.

Base Jumping

Oh, how'd he die? He went base jumping off of the bridge.
by motorboat 'em April 13, 2014
mugGet the Base Jumpingmug.

fifth base

The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".
My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!
by verticle;:) October 22, 2010
mugGet the fifth basemug.

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