Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
Get the Read Patrick mug.when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
Get the reading mug.Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023
Get the Reading a Book mug.A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.
Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.
Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.
Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.
by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025
Get the We all know you read the thesaurus mug.To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023
Get the read your pump mug.dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019
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