nerd nesting

The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.

During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.

Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.

by snakeroot October 21, 2010

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Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

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Crow's Nester

Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.

Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.

by sundansx August 31, 2017

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