Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide May 23, 2011

Guile

He is a character from Street Fighter series. His real name is William F. Guile. Guile is a colonel is the United States army. He uses a combination street and military fighting style, and sports a unique flat-top hair cut. He has sworn revenge against M. Bison, the ruthless dictator who killed his best friend Charlie, years ago. He occasionally collaborates with detective Chun-Li to share information on and combat M. Bison's Shadowloo terrorist organization.

by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004

Guinni

Plural of "Guinness" beer.

We'd like a round of three Guinni, please.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

guitarist

a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...

1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."

by letsBeFake&diee May 22, 2007

Guilbault's Law

If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.

I met a girl the other day...but Guilbault's Law screwed me over again.

by raelhco December 13, 2005

guilt

to feel the secret little man screaming and scraping your inside stomach to let u know you have done wrong and will continue to do so till error that has been done is no more

I set my house on fire i felt guilty for doing so i apologized to Grandmother and felt better

by Rachel Voss December 9, 2008