hornswoggled 

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.

Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"

hornswoggled by Danny rules November 30, 2022

Hornboggle 

To absolutely muller someone back to the 12th century.

"Lewis got hornboggled on a metric level"

Hornboggle by the_horn_swaggler January 10, 2023

Hornswoggle

In the sport of pickleball, this is another word for a rally; or back and forth between players.

There were over a dozen hits between the two players, it was quite the hornswoggle!

Hornswoggle by stonks4meplz June 1, 2023

Hornswoggle

An exclamitive to purvey a sense of disgust,mistrust or annoyance also anger

*gets scammed for 500 pounds" Hornswoggle this! Blasted wretched

Hornswoggle by Jc420000 July 8, 2025

Hornsnaggle

when any creature , be it an existing species or mythical possessing less than three horns, tusks or other firm appendages of average length; either pokes or otherwise snags your skin or clothing and prevents egress or passage to or from a chosen path or route.

The viking dropped his sword when falling after the narwahl hornsnaggled his chainmail. verb

Hornsnaggle by Blanco Basura January 23, 2026

Texas Hogswaggle

When an individual does anal on a girl and then she turns around and sucks the shit off

“Yo a girl gave me a Texas hogswaggle in the Arby’s bathroom”

Texas Hogswaggle by Analmaster67 February 14, 2026

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler by truewilson45 October 17, 2025