pickleball

Oversized ping pong or undersized tenis played with a wiffle ball and wooden paddels. It is a RAD GAME
by sctso April 28, 2003
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pickleball

the act of taping a pickle to a males balls and having sex with a woman in both of her holes
Dude i totally pickleballed that chick last night, it was awesome.
by realitive November 04, 2010
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pickleball

random game similar to tennis. played by my PE class. Not extremely fun.
by Empress Kikikens April 04, 2004
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Pickleball

And yes, I am serious. A racket sport for 2 to 4 players that takes elements from tennis, badminton, and table-tennis, it is often played by retired folk in Floridian resorts. One wields a wooden, plastic, or graphite paddle, smacking a Wiffle-ball across a fairly low net until someone keels over from exhaustion (that's what it seems like anyway).
"Most play Pickleball for exercise, but it never works."

"Many people at The Villages play Pickleball (However, due to the fact that only two people under the age of 70 have entered its gates, we may never know for sure)."
by billiebluejeans February 20, 2014
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Pickleball

Pickleball is a sport made popular in the late 10th century by Lord Cadwallon ab Ieuaf of Wales. The rules of the game were simple: two players known as 'Pickle-yarls' are confined to an eight foot radius circle. On opposing sides are 20 gallon vats of pickling solution. The audience is distributed cucumbers (or eunks). The audience is then encouraged to toss their cucumbers at the Pickle-yarls. The player who successfully pickles the most cucumbers in a month wins the game.

There are, of course, regional variations of this game. In North Wales, it is most common to find the simple version of the game. The more sophisticated Southern Walers, however, cover their cucumbers in glue and award points to the audience members who manage to successfully stick the cucumbers to the players. At the end of the month, the audience member with the most points, or 'yimps' is given a ham to do with as they please.
My Eunking arm is ready for this month's Pickleball game. Is yours?
by PickleballManiac February 24, 2012
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Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.
Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian
by jondich February 27, 2021
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Pickleball Confess

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.
Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.
by JoeMazing January 18, 2019
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