To intentionally injure an opponent in rugby by smashing them in a tackle.
I'm gonna muller that short and cocky one on the wing
by Habana January 28, 2008
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when you stick your finger up someones anus
you just got mullerd by a chinese man with a big hand
by jjkhubbs May 29, 2010
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Usually a word meant to imply high levels of intoxication, "muller," when applied to one who is of or nearly of a personal substance-free attitude, can be also construed to mean "one who is a disappointment."
He was looking to really come into his own in the near future, but pulled a muller, and tanked considerably.
by ppxloller December 10, 2010
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1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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a chill ass bro who plays 7 hours of tennis a day macks on every piece of ass he sees and says incredibly racist comments whenever he feels like it
that muller sure has a real bazooka in his pants

atta boy muller, get dat ass
by brochacho mynacho September 1, 2010
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When one beaten single-handedly by a German in his 20s , and one is considered favorites to win the tournament
England were Mullered 4-1 by Germany
by Thomas Müllered June 27, 2010
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True-blue supporter of the professional Filipino-German football player and one of Philippine Azkals' goalkeepers, Roland Müller.
Janneth has been a certified mullerable since last September.
Hundreds of mullerables are cheering for Roland Müller.
by jaeth November 8, 2011
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