faigan

A word for describing the act of, or indeed the weapon of, sexual intercourse. 'Full faigan' is full penetrative sex, and the emphasis in this case should be in the 'FULL'.

'Half faigan' is used less often, and it's actual meaning can altered according to the circumstances, e.g. oral sex could be described as half faigan, as could mutual masturbation.

To 'faig' is to have sexual contact of some description.

The word 'faigan' can also be used to describe an erect penis.

"Look at the tits on that, I'd love to give her FULL faigan"

"Did you score last night?" "Yup, but she wouldn't put out, I only got half faigan"

"If you don't watch out, I'm going to faig you. Full."

"Where do you think you're putting that? You can't stick your faigan up my arse!!"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

Fagdance

To argue pointlessly with somone whose opinion you neither value nor respect and whose mind you cannot change. Often typified by juvenile insults, recourses to semantic arguments, and abject reductionism.

I'm in a huge Portal of Evil fagdance with a Freeper troll.

by Slagathor March 3, 2004

FAGDAD

A guitar tuning that actually sounds pretty badass if used correctly. Try it out. Also known as the gay father tuning.

"Did you guys hear Steve playing in FAGDAD? Fuckin' tits!"

by JMulls January 19, 2008

Faid Spray

Short for First Aid Sprayz, usually found in video games

I'm set, I got sooo many faid sprays

by Breakdowns September 12, 2006

Fadda

Father

Yo Fadda come here!

by Brian May 31, 2003

failage

A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.

<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!

by Oroku December 27, 2007

fagdaddy

noun: above all fags; equivalent to the godfather or don of the italian mafia.

I can't believe Noah would let Rick put it in his mouth; what a fagdaddy.

by E December 8, 2004