fagdad

An older gay man who spends time with younger gay men to feel like one of the crowd again. Usually tends to be a sugardaddy as well.

"Thanks to your fagdad we had a delicious meal at that fancy restuarant on Main Street. He sure knows how to treat you."

by Fezz February 21, 2007

fagdad

A seemingly "happily married" family man, who lives (and possibly beleives) the daily facade that he is an ordinary average guy, but to confused office mates / friends is obviously a flaming homosexual.

"Did you see Bob and his family at the company picnic yesterday? Man, what a Fagdad.

by Engage 1 May 11, 2006

fagdad

Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."

"Yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who's holding his wife's purse? FAGDAD!"

by Ted Marx March 29, 2009

fagdad

to share a homosexual relationship with ones own father.

why don't you just go and have sex with your dad you fagdad straight outta baghdad

by TB The G September 28, 2005

FAGDAD

A guitar tuning that actually sounds pretty badass if used correctly. Try it out. Also known as the gay father tuning.

"Did you guys hear Steve playing in FAGDAD? Fuckin' tits!"

by JMulls January 19, 2008

FagDad

A father of an officer cadet who enjoys the taking and receiving of another man/boys Penis. Often Ginger.

Matt: Craig where's your Fagdad?
Craig: He's sat on the living room chair with Brian.
Andy: Bert, why's your dad a Fagdad?
Bert: He's not, he's a Carnie.

by Mary Poppins fell on my roof November 4, 2009

Fagdad

A daddy that’s secretly a fag.

My daddy is such a fagdad.

by Warflobbbz April 27, 2019