Skip to main content

clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl
“go clunt yourself”
that girl is a clunter!”
by illy_arlene April 29, 2021
mugGet the clunter mug.

Grunge clunge

Grunge Clunge (adj); The sweaty, dirty clunge you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.
Dude, I just got me some grunge clunge!
by AmyLeeGangBang December 20, 2010
mugGet the Grunge clunge mug.
Related Words

Clungsters

Amy is infested with clungsters
by remo nora May 2, 2009
mugGet the Clungsters mug.

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).
Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi
by saintsebastian January 9, 2013
mugGet the Clunge Sponge mug.

churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
mugGet the churned out mug.

churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
by HMB February 10, 2004
mugGet the churn rate mug.

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).
1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.
by Arisutea May 18, 2009
mugGet the Clunge pit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email