fair wankum

a genuine or legitimate wanker

that blokes fair wankum

by rockshox August 7, 2006

wankruptcy

A lack of porn.

"John's hard drive crashed, so he's declared wankruptcy."

by wankrupt April 14, 2010

Wankypokey

The act whereby indviduals will engage in a number of physical and sexual acts together and which ultimately leads to intercourse.

The girl met the boy in the club and decided to take him home for a bit of wankypokey.

by EvaSims January 4, 2012

wankpuffin

wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump

n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.

It takes a wankpuffin to make that kind of statement.

by Homebrew-Ale September 5, 2016

wankspanner

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

by skalla grim July 29, 2006

Wankpuffin

A horrid person. A terrible tinkle berry box. Assassination worthy.

Katelyn: "Donald Trump is a wankpuffin."
Sebastian: "Yeah, he's a horrid person."

by Tunataconudger August 2, 2016

wankipediac

Someone, usually lazy wankers, who use Wikipedia to do homework, teachers to mark their student's coursework, politicians to find and pass dumb ass laws and what George Lucas looks at online all day while he makes $478.55 an hour doing fuck all.

Mum: Son, are you doing your homework?
Son: Yeah, I found the answers on the web
Dad: Fucking wankipediac.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 18, 2008