jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.

Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker

by p0rn December 9, 2008

Jizzpanned

When you ejaculate and the cum shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.

"I jizzpanned somewhere, but I have no idea where it went."
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"

by Flangemaurader September 12, 2014

jizzments

when you have remnants of jizz on your clothing

mom - “whats that white stuff on your sweatshirt?”
me - “oh just some jizzments”

by grrrarrr January 23, 2020

Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.

What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022