When you ejaculate and the cum shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.
"I jizzpanned somewhere, but I have no idea where it went."
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"
by Flangemaurader September 12, 2014
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