goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.

1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."

by John Berger June 13, 2007

Gooblin

A gooblin is a unique creature only living in parts of Laos a gooblin is a small orange beast, some lucky enough to find one say it smells like flaming Cheetos. Gooblins are close relatives to the butt weasel, GOBLINS and GOOBLINS are very different creatures one is a stupid booger looking mofo and one is a savage. GOOBLINS ARE NOT A MISS TYPE CUNT.

That gooblin smells like cheetos!

by Killer Cuck Star December 13, 2016

Gooblin

A short person so is a greedy asshole.

You are a gooblin.

by Word_God November 20, 2018

Globeling

A person that believe’s they are living on a globe or spinning ball without a shred of proof.
Props to A.S.

John Doe is a Globeling.

by T1DRUMMER November 4, 2019

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018

Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."

by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018

Goofy Goobing

The act of watching Spongebob Squarepants while fried.

I got these powerful edibles and started goofy goobing last night.

by Breadjamin March 19, 2020