Definitions by Clevering

Bone Marrow

Shits about to get deep.

I am about to go bone marrow on your ass.

Bone Marrow by Clevering July 17, 2020

Red light

When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!

Did you just red light me?

Red light by Clevering July 16, 2020

Uber cougar 

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

Uber cougar by Clevering June 13, 2019

Fibication 

Telling a half truth when you really don’t know what the full truth is.

Her version of the story is a fibication.

Fibication by Clevering August 9, 2018

Cock gawking 

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

Cock gawking by Clevering May 22, 2018

clevering 

Brainstorming in a group to come up with clever urban dictionary definitions!

It took our group a few cocktails and some clevering to come up with “crotch googling” to submit to urban dictionary.

clevering by Clevering May 2, 2018

surreal reality 

When your reality is like a hallucinatory quality of a dream. Seems unreal.

When my father passed, going to work seemed like I was in a surreal reality.

surreal reality by Clevering January 25, 2018