When a person you want to either be friends with, date, be in a relationship with, or have sex with won't willingly hangout with you in person and limits you to communication through Facebook usually because they don't know you well or don't want to know you well for various reasons. Can sometimes include texting to an extent. Usually will make you feel like a desperate asshole for continuing to try (unless you're self-absorbed). Can sometimes be worse than the friendzone depending on the situation. Is extremely common with people you add and have mutual friends with but haven't met in person.
Clay - "Man, Emily facebook zoned me last night..."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."
by Clay42 February 10, 2014
Get the facebook zone mug.The family zone is similar to the friend zone in that it puts you in a position where a partner isn't interested in romantic interaction because of your role in their life. Being in the family zone means that the person doesn't want to sleep with you because you are a blood relative (like a brother or a daughter).
Meanwhile in Alabama...
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!
Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.
Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
Sister: Ew you're disgusting! Just because I've slept with every other guy in school doesn't mean I'm going anywhere near you! Perv!
Brother: Wow seriously, how you just gonna stick me in the family zone like that? Thought we had chemistry n shit.
Sister: Ew no! You're my brother!
by Cocaine-cola January 15, 2020
Get the Family Zone mug.Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
Get the parked in the red zone mug.A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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Get the super fap zone mug.Colloquial terminology relating to a house that is populated by alumni of a fraternity where the occupants continue to live a lifestyle associated with fraternity life popularized by such movies as Animal House, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, and Old School. In contrast with other slang terms such as "bachelor pad" and "Baller", which have a positive connotation bordering on ostentatious, such houses are usually rented and tend to be in poor condition, as recent alumni generally lack the financial capabilities to invest in prime real estate.
Concluding my long day at work, I headed back to the Bro Zone hoping for a relaxing evening, only to find my roommates rippin' gravity bongs while watching porno on the big screen.
After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.
"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."
After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.
"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."
by D.U.J.H. December 9, 2008
Get the bro zone mug.Slang term for a toilet stall (or house bathroom) that has been temporarily rendered uninhabitable/unusable by a rank odor or other ‘residue’ resulting from recent usage. The etiquette, if you’re the perpetrator, is to warn a prospective user (on your way out) that he might want to select another stall (if there is more than one available). Creation of a ‘hot zone’ could possibly be averted by use of ‘the courtesy flush’ if one is having a particularly robust ‘movement’. Light a match, will’ya?
Example – “Hey Steve – you might want to pick another stall – I had a bean burrito for lunch, and that one’s still a hot zone”
Or
“I had to go all the way down to the sixth floor to go to the bathroom – the one in Accounting was a hot zone and I couldn’t deal with it.”
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“I had to go all the way down to the sixth floor to go to the bathroom – the one in Accounting was a hot zone and I couldn’t deal with it.”
by J. Russell Finch July 6, 2010
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