Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.

"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"

by Literally can't even. April 17, 2020

Paulie smooch

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it

Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid

by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020

Hand skoosh

Hand sanitiser (see antibacterial gel)

Do you want some hand skoosh?

or

Can I borrow some of your hand skoosh?

by theskoosh July 18, 2021

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 20, 2023