Smoosie

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

by Explosion2deplosion November 28, 2010

smoosie

A frozen drink that contains fruits like strawberries and blueberries.

I am craving a smoosie from jamba juice.

by Bc Braffy 63 November 06, 2018