Smoosie 

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

Smoosie by Explosion2deplosion November 30, 2010

smoosie 

A frozen drink that contains fruits like strawberries and blueberries.

I am craving a smoosie from jamba juice.

smoosie by Bc Braffy 63 November 5, 2018

Smoodie 

Unique young girl, bestowed the name by her biological father.

Smoodie has a brood of Smoodmen.

Smoodie by Smoodie September 23, 2018

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

soosie

a very attractive female that you wish to partake in sexual activities with.

hoi soosie

soosie by smgriffo May 20, 2014

smooshie 

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)

I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!

smooshie by steinburger January 13, 2011

smooshen 

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

smooshen by sicken October 25, 2009