anonbandit's definitions

hairy

noun

1. a derogatory term for a "furry" that isnt actually a furry or a fake furry

2. an individual that uses being a furry as a meat shield or excuse to get away with clickbait/clout chasing, illegal activities (such as beastiality or pedophilia).

guy 1: "hey did you hear about this one furry, anthpo?"
guy 2: "man i hate anthpo, he's such a hairy"

by anonbandit June 29, 2024

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general

"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."

by anonbandit January 1, 2022