Smooch

The act of kissing. Implying a playful and sometimes wet kiss, although it's usually without tongue.

Given by married couples to each other in the morning, before they leave for work.
I gave my hubby a smooch and we went to work.
by HeavyKitty January 28, 2011
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To lovingly kiss your bf/gf straight on the lips.
As we walked in the door, my girlfriend smooched me.
by TotallyRandom March 26, 2008
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Smooch

Someone how is an easy lay.
Ben: Damn, what a smooch!

The Smooch: Want a quick blow?
by Paradisum February 22, 2022
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Smooch

Gender-neutral term for the person you're dating.
"my smooch and i are making ice cream sundaes tonight and watching adventure time in bed"
"How's you and your smooch doing?"
by gender avenger January 06, 2014
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Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading
I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
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The (smoker) mooch.

- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).

- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).

Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.

(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."

*two days later*

"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."

"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
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