Splashsoak

When one is both urinating and defecating simultaneously, once the toilet bowl is filled with urine and one releases their faeces, the urine that is then splashed onto the buttocks is the splashsoak.

"Dude, I just got so splashsoaked!"

by das010498 February 2, 2015

Sloshy bint

A term to describe a lady of whom looks and acts like a messy slut.

A "sloshy bint" will think they can have anything they want. When really they only get the D from desperate guys.

"I wouldn't touch her mate, she is a sloshy bint"

by Wellimtom May 3, 2014

splash in her gash

To cum inside a girls vagina

Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash

by Scooty1234 February 14, 2015

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016

Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.

Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.

by kickpushpull July 22, 2016

Sloshpit

A very crude name for a woman's vagina, often used to describe a more unpleasant one

John: "did you take that girl home that you met last night"

Steve: "yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right fucking nasty sloshpit on her"

by Jampants99 November 28, 2016

Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.

It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.

by JWhenn January 24, 2017