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Brandon Rogers 

The most funniest youtuber in history as well as the most legendary person in YouTube history for making various things such as nuclear family

โ˜ข๏ธ. magic funhouse and grandpa hates Christmas. BRANDON is probably amazing irl and even more funnier than he already is .๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰
Me: did you watch that new Brandon Rogers video?
You: who is Brandon Rogers

Me: we canโ€™t be friends anymore ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Brandon Rogers by AlexXbored September 30, 2019

Jack Rogers 

Sandals, often with a circle and than a band behind the siรจcle. These sandals are worn by preppy people and are absolutely adorable. They are classy, and can be worn year round in the south. Expensive, but worth it. Popularized by Jackie Kennedy
Oh look at those Jack Rogers, she must have a closet full of Lilly Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Hunter boots.

Roberto Orci 

The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.

Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
Roberto Orci by Beep Beep111 July 18, 2010

Robert's Mastery Paradox 

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

Frosty Robert 

When you stick your dick in a bucket of ice then stick it up a girls arse when she's least expecting it.
She was pissing me off so when she fell asleep I gave her a frosty robert
Frosty Robert by Robert Frosted October 7, 2010

Roderick 

When a child is born and his penis is roughly the same size as his body he is given the name Roderick
"so you got with roderick last night?"
"yeah, i didnt believe the rumors were true but he definitely deserved the title Roderick."
Roderick by kroeTM December 31, 2014