Keep Portland Weird

A slogan that Portlanders say because Portland Oregon is "weird" because it's very progressive, has a lot of hippies, is a place where most people are very chill, free, and accepting, and has a lot of cultural things like a lot of people who ride bikes instead of driving, get tattoos, the art focused culture, events like The Naked Bike Ride, The Naked Goddess Swim, etc.

Portlanders kind of feel like Portland is slowly becoming not as good as it was before and kind of becoming just like other big cites because of things like so many outsiders moving there and becoming sort of an exploited tourist attraction because outsiders think it's so qUirKy and wEiRd, housing prices rising, gentrification, and construction of a bunch of weird giant condo buildings that everybody hates and thinks are stupid.

Portlanders tend to hate these changes a lot and wanna keep Portland the way it is because the people and the culture that makes outsiders see it as "weird" is what makes Portland the way it is and why so many people love the city so much.

tourist: "Wow like Portland like is like such like a like quirky city!"
Portlanders: "Go back to where you came from, cringe tourist! Keep Portland Weird!"

by sledford November 30, 2022

Keep fucking that chicken

A reference to a joke about a man going to a whorehouse.

Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Writer89 September 23, 2009

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.

What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.

by Ewayne October 20, 2017

keep it real

Keep it unreal, virtual (shortened to keep it short).

"You say keep it real, but mean the last gasp of reality before it goes six deep, like the last bubbles bursting from a drowning man. It no longer matters whether "real" really means real or phony, or virtual, or normal as usual or any old shit. Reality doesn't need to be kept, thank you, and, in case you haven't noticed, it can't be gotten rid of in the first (or last) place. Reality, good, bad or indifferent, is all there is. You either take it or it takes you. If you leave it, you're dead, which is real for keeps."

from Jean-Marie Clarke, Urban Myths Die the Hardest, Ballymore, Ire. 2006.

by Fausten March 13, 2008

keep the key up

Keep your head up and don't give up on someone if they're rich. They can change for you if they really love you.

"I told her keep the key up"

by qui33 for u March 1, 2019

Keep Walking

A taunt used in Krunker.io, usually after you get a kill or when you win the match

Anthony_Wang: dies
Derek_the_nigga: that's right keep walking

by autisticboi June 3, 2019