Mistakened

Commonly misused new word that has made it into the internet! Congrats, mistakened. You're not a word, but you've fooled a lot of people into thinking you are! People add on the -ed to the end thinking that it makes it more past tense than "mistaken" which is what it's supposed to be. *head-desk*

I'm sorry, sir, you seem to have me mistakened for someone else.

by RaverGravy April 16, 2013

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100

The easiest way to count to 100.

bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

by I don't get it March 20, 2010

Misanthropist

A Homo sapien that realizes that humanity is a worthless conglomeration of parasites feeding off the suffering of the other organism. The hate of humans as a species but not as individuals.

You might be a misanthropist if you watch movies and the part you enjoy the most is the part of the movies in which all the humans die terrible deaths. Or you might be a satanist; just saying.

by thefatelfthathatesfatpeople April 10, 2012

miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.

Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!

by Slim Vision June 16, 2007

misspell

To splel a wrd worng.

A misspelling of "ethylenediaminetetraacetates" would be "etylmnieetetraacetatfs."

by Nate January 15, 2004

misanthropy

Possibly the most rational, reasonable attitude when dealing with your fellow human.

Of course I embrace misanthropy, you stupid jerkwad -- we're a fucking plague across the fucking planet.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

misadventure

Another word for an act of folly. May happen after consuming mass quantities of alcohol, or simply by having defective genes.

Brian Shimek has regular misadventures that involve rooftops, manginas, and trips to the ER.

by Braxtron May 6, 2003