Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

Muff

Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.

by Judder90 March 8, 2009

rabbit muff

noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events.

While watching the soccer game, there was tonnes of rabbit muff in the crowd.

by Anthony July 30, 2008

Muffalo

A big fat, whore- usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. Muffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of sexual encounters. Upon looking at the Muff, vicious and monstruous images of a Buffalo's coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. Since one cannot live after an encounter with the Muffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been documented.

Foster got a blowjob from Muffalo.

by YourMother April 25, 2005

daggy muff nuggets

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006

Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

muff

Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back

That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.

by Chi-city High May 15, 2008