Meff

A word that originated in liverpool which was originally used to describe someone who drank meths... now however it means something completely different that is hard to put your finger on. Its a insult but not, kind of like a ditsy idiot. someone who doesnt quite fit in, has the wrong brands... but again still hard to explain...

'my trainers are nicks' 'aw man thats well meffy! you meff'
'my mum shops at nettos' you total meff'
'says something stupid, like england will float if theres global warming coz were an island' omg how stupid are you you f*****ing meff!'

by artyfartybird April 7, 2007

Meff

A 'meff' is a slang word for describing somebody with low value or scruffy clothes.

"Your a meff!"

"Go buy some new clothes you little meff"

by Miscellaneous January 25, 2004

Meff

a homeless pisshead (as in "meff" alated spirit drinker)

look at him, he looks a right meff

by nicky w October 22, 2003

Meff

Yoko Ono

Look at Yoko with that yoyo - the uselss meff

by John Lennon August 26, 2003

Meff

a dirty tramp-like creature, usually unemployed.

'Look at that dirty meff'

by jennie byrneside July 17, 2003

Meff

An inner city pronunciation or slang, if you will, predominantly used by black people and or toofless individuals to describe the drug Methamphetamine commonly known as Meth

"That nigga did my hair did but he was did too much meff so it looks shitty." - Don King

"You wanna buy some meff?" - Sturgis Biker Tweaker

by Mr. Douchébag December 16, 2007

Meff

a goddess

Person 1: Hey where's Zeus?
Person 2: With Meff, the goddess.

by Ashleigh Holmes January 19, 2003