Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Toastie

A true follower of the band 'Better Than Toast'!

Guy:'I've been to every BTT gig!'

Girl:'Wow, your a real toastie!'

by Hinsley May 28, 2008

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008

cheese toastie

a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.

"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."

by jaggysnake October 29, 2006

toasted

when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense

you just got"TOASTED!"

by B.Ranga January 22, 2008

Toaster

A title for a woman that sleeps with 4 brothers from the same fraternity house. The toaster is given after this event at the fraternities next social.

"Yeah dawg, you should have seen it, Brandy totally got a toaster from us."

"Man, Tekes are crazy to follow that many times."

by UNLV TKE February 1, 2005

Toaster Strudel

To drizzle the man goo on a her from your used condom

Gave that girl a Toaster Strudel emptied the icing packet out.

by Feet Baller June 2, 2014