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Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse
Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."
by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013
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Shit Multiplier

The number by which something is multiplied when prefaced with "shit". This is typically somewhere between 1.5x - 2x. However, many interpretations have placed the shit multiplier as high as 20x.
"Whoa, that is a shit ton of shit." "What shit multiplier are you applying to that shit?"
by dwreckmi October 31, 2014
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Shit on my Dahl

Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue someone has ruined your lively hood. A man would declare "You really have shat on my dahl".
A man would declare "You really did shit on my dahl".
by zitsnpits January 28, 2019
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shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have
Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.
by D Flawless October 16, 2020
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Shit, piss, corruption, snot

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
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Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021
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