schemer

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

by cuddle muffin October 21, 2008

Schemer

A boy with fuzz on his face, and a shoe fetish.

Schemer scowled at me today!

by killposersericmelvin March 2, 2004

Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude

I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme

by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018

Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scremix

The result when a screamo band covers a non-screamo song.

That band's so hardcore.
I know. They made a scremix of Hannah Montana.

by Cameron B. May 16, 2008

Scremumble

To scream or in a very loud way say something unintelligible when one is angry. It is a cross between a scream and a mumble directed towards a person one is angry at often used when at a loss for words.

I didn't understand a word your wife just scremumbled at us. Boy is she ever pissed!

by HighRisk Outlaw May 22, 2016

Scremping

To wipe one's testicles on valued property of victim/friend/spouse.

Theodore has been scremping my drumkit and now the EQ is a little off

by dr.feelings October 7, 2017