cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.

dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night

by McChunk Nugget June 11, 2012

Hidden Mickey

To pull ones under garments up so that it cuts into the scrotum, much like a man-toe. Now with one nut hanging each side, the person now yells 'HIDDENNNN MICKKKAAYYY' causing the receiver to look, and be objected to the sight of the givers dissected scrot.

Person1- "Hey bruh how was your weeken-"
Person2- "HIDDEN MICKEY!"
Person1- "AWWW NIIGGUHHH"

Mum- "Hey Tyrone, when ya gawna clean up yo room?"
Son- "HIIDDEENNNNN MICKKKAYYYYYYY"
Mum- "Son of a bitchh"

by f'r0x June 3, 2010

mickey rourke

An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest

Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke

by butter biscuit October 28, 2004

Mickel

Derogatory term for someone named Michael. Often a snooty or pompous Michael.

That Michael is so high and mighty. He thinks he is hot shit. He is such a Mickel.

by yerallset June 1, 2010

Mickey Slick

a comical word used to describe a place; can denote a positive or negative place depending on the connotation.

"I am ready to bouce out of this mickey slick" Negative

"Me and my girls holding it down in this mickey slick" Positive

by Preludacris July 3, 2003

Mickey D's

A pair of nice looking breasts if they look "Big N' Tasty".

Hey check out those Mickey D's!!!

by SAJ December 28, 2005

big mommy milkers

meiles big mommy milkers
thats it
thats the definition

'big mommy milkers'

by yewejjjjjjjjjweihgegielged December 20, 2020