car crush
Casmine: Car A is moving into Car Bs lane because Driver As car has a car crush on Car B.
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!
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Car Friend
From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.
1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.
2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"
"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"
"Car Friend!"
2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"
"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"
"Car Friend!"
Car Friend by Whitey-Pint August 10, 2008
car salesman
A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
car salesman by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
car-rape
1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
Car sexing
A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.
Car sexing by JC October 7, 2004
car bling
The crap like spoilers, body kits, bolted fuel caps and stick-on window tinting that boy racers (see also pond scum and chavs) attach to their beaten up Vauxhall Novas to impress their friends.
The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.
The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Rather than buy a proper sports car, I will take this beaten up wreck and make it look like one for almost as much money.
car bling by fubarderby May 13, 2005