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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
mugGet the You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted likemug.

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.
Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.
by Bad Momma September 15, 2011
mugGet the fast acting foodmug.

Freedom act

When a Male ejaculates on partners face punches them in the nose and chokes them turning thier face blue.
I gave my girl the freedom act last night.
by Beastdaddy69 February 1, 2019
mugGet the Freedom actmug.

Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrรผckte Hunde November 22, 2022
mugGet the Money's acting funny, change a little strangemug.

Act Up October

The month where you get to act up on women or sexy motherfuckers.
Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.
by HoodedWhiteCrewmate October 8, 2020
mugGet the Act Up Octobermug.

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
mugGet the technological act of godmug.

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