clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

Clear

Are we clear?

Hym "I don't know how I can make this any more clear to you. I don't need to improve. I don't need therapy. I don't need to get used to anything. I need THE FUCKING MONEY SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR MY FUCKING WORK. Why did you think this would work? What did you think was going to happen here? You just ignore me and I do nothing? WHY WOULD I LET THAT HAPPEN? If you're wondering why your life is shit, this is it. Someone wants it to be that way. They can lie on their fucking Youtube channels all they want. Watch and remember the people on the wrong side of this. If you're on the wrong side of the camera you're nothing more than a thing to be drained to these fucking vermin."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Clear Pilled

When you feel aware of your surroundings (tiktok lingo, not the matrix one)

"omg guys I'm off my meds I'm so clear pilled!"

by Cicada900 March 23, 2024

Clerm

Clerm means a clam with sperm inside or if a clam gets trapped onto your testicles. Clermed is past tense. Clermaxxing is removing the clam from the male's sexual organ. Happy clerm day by the way!

“ Did I seriously get a clerm? “

by anonymous March 23, 2024

clenchmax

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together

"Clenchmaxxing while jelqing is the new meta"

by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024