Trumpitis 

The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.

Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.

Trumpitis by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017

Trumpitized 

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention

I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.

Trumpitized by Libreal Party November 16, 2016

Trumpitis 

Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.

"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."

Trumpitis by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016

Trumpitis 

The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.

I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.

Trumpitis by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015

Trumpitis 

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.

The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.

Trumpitis by Chapter XI July 18, 2016

Trumped-up trickle-down

A variation of a golden shower, this lewd sex act involves paying underage prostitutes to urinate on an object which represents your enemy or rival.

Bobby also seems to want Vanessa, so I grabbed his letter jacket while he was distracted to give it the ol' Trumped-up trickle-down. Can I borrow a tarp?

Trumped-up trickle-down by OlSlickWillie January 11, 2017

Trumpitis 

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.

I was suffering from trumpitis

Trumpitis by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017