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You Don't Know Jack

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?
by Deuces High March 26, 2011
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jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."
by adelews September 22, 2007
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fact Jack

A statement that is true in the absolute sense, and will not even tolerate a discussion.

Origin: the cinematic masterpiece Stripes.
General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?

Soldier: That's a fact Jack!

Additional Soldiers: That's a fact Jack!
by frisco3 April 22, 2008
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Jaclyn

Sweetest girl you will ever meet. Shy around strangers, but crazy with friends. Extremely loyal, but can get a bit clingy at times.
If you have a friend named Jaclyn, hold on to her.
by ThatDefinerGirl October 12, 2016
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Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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Jackass The Scene

1. Seeing a bad situation and doing everything possible to make it even worse.

2. A special skill that most Trinidadians seem to be proficient in.
I told Jerry not to go to the store without a mask, but he jackass the scene and now the whole house under quarantine.
by T.though May 2, 2021
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Rachel Jackson

A nice Asian girl who has a great sense of humor. Always coming up with good ideas for memes and practical jokes.
I am friends with a Rachel Jackson.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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