by カヨ December 30, 2018

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
by doinkass May 4, 2023

Perform cunnilingus on (UK)
So I made him plate me, and it was out of this world
by malta-chris May 3, 2019

by CockFart44 August 2, 2022

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)
Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!
by Tom Kesler June 21, 2010
