Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009

Gym class

A class in school that you will be forced to take at some point in your life, in which you will be asked to do some of the most physically challenging and humiliating tasks of your life

Gym class sucks

by Ninjabacon October 17, 2016

your ass is late to class

The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class.

Ah, shit! That's the your ass is late to class bell

by faerygirl956 February 24, 2006

clessie

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!

My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!

by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018

chessers

a combination of Chess and Checkers in which multiple captures are possible with the knight and pawn pieces. All other chess rules apply, including Castling and En Passant. A Capture-Chain can only be performed in combination, not before, during, or after a non-capture movement. Made famous by Ben Cook and Cole Rachal.

Guy 1: Dude, chessers is like chess and sex mixed together.

Guy 2: Yeah, I just got checkmate from across the board. olo.

by chesserchamp August 2, 2008

class resort

A friend that you always hang out with and talk to at school but when you go home and during the weekend you don't even keep in touch with him/her. You usually only talk to this type of person when you have no one else in class to talk to or when you have no one else to eat lunch with.

Cris- Yo why don't you invite ur friend that ur always eating lunch with?

John- Na I only talk to him at school I never really hang out with him outside of school.

Cris- Oh, I guess he's ur class resort then huh?

by steviethekid12 September 30, 2010

class action dbag

The highest level of douche-baggery one can achieve. When you think of how someone can be that much of a douche, then they qualify.

Person 1 : "Hey man wanna go to the club tonight, my treat?"

Person 2 : "I don't do clubs, I'm gonna stay home and play WOW"

Person 1 : "You are certainly a class action dbag, my friend"

by 0nzlaught February 23, 2011