pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

Lad

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.

Get over here with that beer, lad.

by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

nabby lad

nabby laddddd. yes laddddd

yo nabby lad hahahahahahahah yes lad

by git up xxxxxdredge November 22, 2021

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

Lad

He’s THAT guy, a lover-boy by nature, cares about everyone around them & never retaliates or seeks for vengeance. Nonchalant personality & isn’t fazed by anything, a multitalented human being, sexy ass nigga with player demeanour but has 0% heartbreaker DNA, only player DNA he embodies is for the football pitch, he’s a keeper.
He’s calm & collected, doesn’t like being loud unless he’s whipping cars.

“OMG, Lad looks so hot today”

by takeitseriously77 November 21, 2021

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019